You’ve Probably Seen These Already, But . . .

. . . post them anyway I shall.

How To Get Fired From Dairy Queen . . .

. . . in one easy step.

New Takes On Some Old Classics

Be ready for 1:06:

Also — ever wondered about alternative uses for glitter?  Wonder no more (NSFW):

As for ‘taking’ — well, this is probably as far as they could ever take the classic beer commercial concept, among other things (VNSFW):

The Empire Sniffs Back

I can’t decide which I like better, this or the the cAT.
(Thanks to Daniel for sharing this one.)

This, Drew, This.

This is why I rented Hard Ticket to Hawaii.

It Lives

1.  Go to www.theglobeandmail.com

2. Enter the Konami code (if you don’t know what it is you don’t deserve to proceed)

3. Press ‘Enter’

4. Come back here for further instructions.

You May Have Seen This

If not, then today is your lucky fucking day.

Life

Things That Make You Go ‘Huh’

20 Common Historical Myths or Misconceptions (click pics).

The Potential For These ‘Movies’ Seems Strangely Plausible

How Had I Not Seen This Before?

Nuts.

Note To Self: Do Not Betray Him

I think this is fake, but it’s still pretty funny.

Cracked Crackles Again

This one’s hilarious:

The Next ‘Thing That Will Inevitably Destroy the World’ . . . or Save It

What’s this, you ask?  Something that’s gonna look really, really cool.  The question on everyone’s mind is — is it actually gonna move?

Musical Interlude: Swine Flu sounds kinda nice

Multi-talented Stephan Zielinski is a writer, photographer, and also it seems a scientist, musician and a programmer, probably amongst other things.

He’s written computer code that sequenced the Swine Flu gene into music, and it doesn’t sound half bad. You can read more about it on his blog, or go directly here to listen and/or download the mp3.