Suck The Day

Jesus died so we could suck


Sometimes vicarious is a good thing. Just watching this is intense.

Or if you prefer: the same video set to electronic music


July 16, 2011 Posted by | Animals, Impressive Feats, Nuts, Scary, Videos | , , | 1 Comment

Mitsuyuki Ikeda wants you to eat shit

A scientist in Japan has brought us a nudge closer to Soylent Green… by reconstituting human feces into meat. Story here. Things’ll have to get pretty damn bad for this idea to take off. In fact, I think most folks would prefer full-on cannibalism to eating shit. Keep an eye out for the label on Ikeda’s fridge.

June 18, 2011 Posted by | Links, News, Nuts, Scary, Science, Survival, Videos | , , , | Leave a comment

That’s not your mother, that’s a Man-Baby!

So disturbing…

[via io9]

June 18, 2011 Posted by | Nuts, Scary, Videos | | Leave a comment

“All the video games used in this urinal were already broken or worthless sports games”

A guy with a lot of time on his hands has built a urinal out of SNES cartridges.

If this is just the sort of summer renovation project you were looking for, here’s his instructions on how to create your own Super Nintendo urinal.

[via hackaday]

May 22, 2011 Posted by | Nuts, Stuff, Videos | , , , | Leave a comment

So Maybe Busta Ain’t So The Shit After All

So there’s this new song where Busta Rhymes goes crazy with his lip-flapping rappin’, and everyone’s really impressed; but here some nerdy looking white folk go and do it just as well.  So maybe it’s not as hard as it looks, or maybe these guys are just as awesome as Busta.

April 19, 2011 Posted by | Amazing, Audio, Fun With Words, Impressive Feats, Is It a Band?, Music, Nuts, Videos | 2 Comments

Ground Control to Major Tomcat

This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I’m stepping through the door
And I’m floating in a most peculiar way

Excerpt from Bioastronautics Research, from AirBoyd TV via io9. Missing from the footage was the experiment involving the cats and the litterbox at zero-gravity.

January 16, 2011 Posted by | Animals, Cute, Funny, Links, Nuts, Science, Videos | , | 3 Comments

More Great Stuff From Everyone’s Favourite Japanese Show

November 28, 2010 Posted by | Clever People, Crazy Japanese/Misc. Asian TV, Funny, Nuts, Videos | Leave a comment

It Makes One Want To Die

Amazingly, this actually happened.  In real life.

October 27, 2010 Posted by | Amazing, Impressive Feats, Is It Fake?, Music, Musical Interludes, Nostalgia, Nuts, Pain, Sports, Television, Videos | 2 Comments

The ‘Carbitch’ Chronicles

Wow. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Marko, the new best guy on the Internet.

This guy has nearly a thousand videos on YouTube. I’ve seen just the two most recent ones, which I’m about to share with you, but I may just make it my mission to watch them all. He’s from Finland (one of the few places left in the world where you can get away with that haircut), and, as you’ll see, his English isn’t the greatest. I think “carbitch” is this guy’s attempt at the word “garbage,” which might be forgiven without mention if it wasn’t so prevalent in his words, both spoken and written.

The first video below isn’t as funny as the second, but it’s so perfectly bizarre that it makes up for it.

My VCR collection VHS recorder
If you likes my collection show me you intresting hobby, own videos and show in the hole world when factory models is stupid drop off carbitch when maschine still running life.

Cofe Time for in talk English
When longtime age unemployment men boiling carbitch cofe this morning, same time her talk not mother language.
** This video is NSFW — but only between 7:44 – 7:54 for language. **

October 17, 2010 Posted by | Funny, Nuts, Stupid People, Videos | , , | 2 Comments

You Jokers Seen These Yet?

More Here

September 29, 2010 Posted by | Clever People, Fun With Words, Funny, Nuts, Satire, Smart People, Stupid People, Television, Videos | 4 Comments