Suck The Day

Jesus died so we could suck

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Just go to this website and follow along.

August 19, 2010 Posted by | Film, Fun With Words, Optical Illusions, Religion, Sexy(ist) | Leave a comment

Now I Understand The Worshipping

April 16, 2010 Posted by | Art, Funny, Nuts, Pain, Religion, Sexy(ist) | Leave a comment

No Words to Describe These (Or, at Least, Different Words)

December 8, 2009 Posted by | Advertisements, Amazing, Animals, Art, Audio, Blogroll, Bloopers, Books (Non-Comic), Clever People, Comic Books, Crazy Australian/Misc. Oceanic TV, Crazy Costa Rican/Misc. Central American TV, Crazy German/Misc. European TV, Crazy Indian/Misc. South Asian TV, Crazy Japanese/Misc. Asian TV, Crazy Malawian/Misc. African TV, Crazy Uruguain/Misc. South American TV, Cute, Film, Flash Toys, Free Stuff, Fun With Words, Funny, Impressive Feats, Is It a Band?, Is It Fake?, Links, Lists, Magic Tricks, Mashups, Math, Music, Musical Interludes, News, Nostalgia, Nuts, Optical Illusions, Pain, Photography, Polls, Puzzles, Religion, Robots, Satire, Scary, Sexy(ist), Smart People, Sports, Stuff, Stupid People, Survival, Technology, Television, Toys, Video Games, Videos, Web Comics | , | Leave a comment

How To Get Fired From Dairy Queen . . .

. . . in one easy step.

November 19, 2009 Posted by | Art, Clever People, Funny, Nuts, Optical Illusions, Sexy(ist) | Leave a comment

New Takes On Some Old Classics

Be ready for 1:06:

Also — ever wondered about alternative uses for glitter?  Wonder no more (NSFW):

As for ‘taking’ — well, this is probably as far as they could ever take the classic beer commercial concept, among other things (VNSFW):

November 13, 2009 Posted by | Advertisements, Bloopers, Clever People, Fun With Words, Funny, Nuts, Sexy(ist), Stuff, Television, Videos | Leave a comment

Cracked Crackles Again

This one’s hilarious:

May 20, 2009 Posted by | Books (Non-Comic), Clever People, Fun With Words, Funny, Sexy(ist), Smart People | Leave a comment

World’s Greatest Striptease Finale

Probably not safe for work.

Bonus video beneath the cut. Continue reading

October 8, 2008 Posted by | Bloopers, Funny, Sexy(ist), Videos | , , | 3 Comments

Erotic Thai Massage

Click here for sexy vid of hot massage.

September 17, 2008 Posted by | Animals, Cute, Sexy(ist), Videos | 3 Comments

Skin Food — You Decide

So I’m sitting at the train station, absently watching the TV they have set up there, and this commercial comes on.  And, within the first 5 – 10 secs, I think “Man, this commercial has huge sexual overtones.”  And then I think, “Nah, I’m reading too much into it, it’s just the whole typical Asian-cutesy thing.”

But then there’s the ending . . .

So — what do you think?

February 20, 2008 Posted by | Crazy Japanese/Misc. Asian TV, Cute, Fun With Words, Sexy(ist), Videos | 9 Comments

This Is … It’s Just … It’s …

Quote:

“A dog is an animal with an enormous sexual appetite which can’t be controlled. Many methods consist in artificial ways to stop dogs inborn caractere. These methods like castration or meds are going against the nature laws. Hotdoll is a natural (and beneficial for dog’s health) way to control its sexual impulses. This love doll for dogs is shaped to be grabbed easily by the dog’s paws like female hips. Hotdoll is designed in 2 sizes to be used by little dogs and by big ones! Its contrasted colors are made to be easily distinguished by dog’s eyes. The body is made by a plastic structure covered with a 1 cm technogel skin to create a soft and molle touch. All orange parts are made of rubber, that way the doll grips on the floor. The pink hole beside (most important part!) needs to be washed regularly for hygienic reasons. Once clean, you can apply some female odour spray on it (The spray is an accessorie) several times per month, when your dog seems sexually hungry or nervous.”

(For the record, this is just an idea someone had, it doesn’t actually exist. But it could.)

January 5, 2008 Posted by | Animals, Links, Sexy(ist), Technology | 2 Comments