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The ‘Carbitch’ Chronicles

Wow. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Marko, the new best guy on the Internet.

This guy has nearly a thousand videos on YouTube. I’ve seen just the two most recent ones, which I’m about to share with you, but I may just make it my mission to watch them all. He’s from Finland (one of the few places left in the world where you can get away with that haircut), and, as you’ll see, his English isn’t the greatest. I think “carbitch” is this guy’s attempt at the word “garbage,” which might be forgiven without mention if it wasn’t so prevalent in his words, both spoken and written.

The first video below isn’t as funny as the second, but it’s so perfectly bizarre that it makes up for it.

My VCR collection VHS recorder
If you likes my collection show me you intresting hobby, own videos and show in the hole world when factory models is stupid drop off carbitch when maschine still running life.

Cofe Time for in talk English
When longtime age unemployment men boiling carbitch cofe this morning, same time her talk not mother language.
** This video is NSFW — but only between 7:44 – 7:54 for language. **

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